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Old 22nd March 2011
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Seorang pemuda miskin kawin ama janda kaya juragan beras….Saking miskinnya sipemuda sampai2 ga mampu beli celana dalam, karena malu bercampur kasian anaknya ga punya celana dalam sang ibu lalu membikinkan celana dalam dari bahan karung tepung…
Alkisah sampailah mereka dimalam pertama, layaknya penganten baru mereka pun langsung masuk kamar walaupun para tamu masih banyak yg belom pulang..rupanya sijanda dah ga tahan maklum dah 5 taon ngejablay….5 menit berselang tiba2 terdengar teriakan si pemuda: “Tolong-tolong isteri saya pingsan” .Kontan para tamu pun serta merta langsung mendobrak kamar penganten..”Ada apa ini knp istrimu pingsan”: tanya si tamu..
“Ga tau; jawab si pemuda yg saat itu setengah telanjang hanya memakai celana dalam doang, “Cuman isteri saya tadi pingsan setelah melihat kearah celana dalam saya”,lanjut si pemuda. Para tamu pun langsung melirik kearah celana dalam pemuda tersebut..Alangkah terkejutnya mereka setelah melihat celana dalam si pemuda…ternyata di situ ada tulisan..”NETTO 40 KG !!!”:nyahaha::nyahaha::nyahaha:
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hahaha.. 40kg beratnya..:nyahaha:kkkkkkkkkk
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istrinya bodoh berarti....
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hahaha.. 40kg beratnya..:nyahaha:kkkkkkkkkk


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istrinya bodoh berarti....

ga tau deh mana yang error, emaknya yg buatin kolor dr karung beras apa cwe nya yang blo'On
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wow berat banget tu celana gimana cara bawanya cuma dibantu sama burung gereja aja ndan
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beratnya40kg
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wow berat banget tu celana gimana cara bawanya cuma dibantu sama burung gereja aja ndan
Yang berat anunya ndan, krena pake karung beras yg jadi kolor dgn tulisan netto 40kg
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Makanya tuh istri pingsan..
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:eeek::eeek::eeek:
.40 KG kga bisa kebayang tuh..
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ga tau deh mana yang error, emaknya yg buatin kolor dr karung beras apa cwe nya yang blo'On
dua2nya sepertinya ndan.. :nyahaha:
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