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Old 4th January 2011
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Kentut...

Dia tak berwujud, tak bernyawa
Tapi baunya terasa.....
Dia tak berbahaya tapi dijauhi
Dia ramah tapi tak didekati

Kalo bunyinya keras artinya jujur, tak bersuara artinya pemalu.....
Keluar sekaligus artinya berjiwa besar,
Setengah-setengah artinya hemat.....

Oohh, Kentut....

Org Inggris kentut bilang : "excuse me".....
Org Amrik kentut bilang : "pardon me".....
Org indonesia bilang : "not me, not me...!"

Kentut itu seru...!
Asyiknya dikumpulin, ditahan,
Lalu ledakkan keras-keras ditengah-tengah kelas...
Agar teman2x pada ketawa
ato malah jadi gila 212.....

Kentut,

Seperti persahabatan....
Hangatnya terasa...
Begitu tercium, semua orang tahu "dia" hadir diantara kita...
Yang selalu menemani hidup kita..

Kentut...

Nggak kentut berarti nggak sehat...
Banyak kentut, berarti dahsyat....

Kentut...

Hati2lah melepaskannya....
Bertubi-tubi tandanya masuk angin....
Berair tandanya mencret....

Kentut...

Nggak ada loe ga rame...
Ada loe malah keramean...
Disegani, dikucilkan, tapi ngangenin....

Jadi.....
We love "YOU".....
always and forever...


prrrreeeet.....




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Pesan TS:

Spoiler for pesan:

klo repost mohon maaf n silahkan diclosed
salah kamar silahkan di moderasi
 bermanfaat silahkan dibaca dan dicoment
memberi melon sbg apresiasi utk trit berkualias, menghibur n informatif
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PRETT.. not me ndan..








bagi dund buat ceumekam ndan..
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ngakak dlu ah ndan..
ngajak para maho
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