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Default Si Pintar Udin Dan Si Bodoh Pak Guru

Pada Suatu .. Hari



Udin : " Pak .. Boleh Nanya , Gak ? "

Pak Guru : " Ya .. Din , Apa ? "

Udin : " Nih , Saya Kan Mau Beli Mobil , Pak "

Pak Guru : " Terus "

Udin : " Harga Mobil nya 97 Jt "

Pak Guru : " Terus "

Udin : "Saya Pinjem Ke Budi = 50 Jt , Pinjem Ke Andy : 50 Jt , Kan 100 Jt "

Pak Guru : " Ya "

Udin : "Harga Mobil nya 97 Jt , Saya Ada Duit 100 Jt .. Tinggal 3 jt , kan Pak "

Pak Guru : " Tentu "

Udin :"3 Jt nya , Saya Bayar 1 Jt ke Budi , 1 Jt Lagi Ke Andy , sisa 1 Jt,kan ? "

Pak Guru : " Ya "

Udin : " Jadi Utang Saya ke Budi = 49 Jt , Utang Ke Andy = 49 Jt "

Pak Guru : " Ya "

Udin : " Kan 49 Jt + 49 Jt = 98 Jt + 1 Jt ( Sisa Tadi ) = 99 Jt , 1 Jt nya Kemana , Pak ? "

Pak Guru : " ? " ( Pak Guru Kebinggungan )

Udin : " Bapak , Ambil ya ? "

Pak Guru : " Gak , Din "

Udin : " Saya Bilangin Polisi Lho , Pak "

Pak Guru : " Jangan , Din "

Udin : " Mana Bapak Mau Bayar ? "

Pak Guru : " Ya , Din ... Nih 1 jt " ( Dengan Muka Melas )





GAN , Coba Cari 1 Jt nya Kemana ? bisa gk ^^





Maaf Klo

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