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Old 24th June 2010
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Pada suatu hari ada seorang bule yang mengencani wanita cantik Indonesia. Sang wanita merasa kalau bule pasti sering gituan, dan takut kena AIDS si wanita menyuruh Si Bule Untuk Membeli Kondom.

Merasa sangat butuh si Bule Jerman ini langsung menuju ke Apotik.

Bule : Pak mau beli kondom ukuran 40!
penjual : Wah.. sorry mister, di Indonesia ukuran terbesar cuma 35.

Karena merasa sangat nafsu, maka bule ini rela pergi ke Malaysia, dan menuju Apotik disana juga:

Bule : Pak mau beli kondom ukuran 40!
penjual : OOhh.. sorry mister, di Malaysia ukuran terbesar cuma 30.

Semakin penasaran bule itu terbang ke Amerika,:

Bule : I want to buy Condom size 40!
Penjual : Maaf di Amerika kondom terbesar ukuran 39..!!

Takut sang pujaan hati lari, maka bule itu pergi ke India...

Bule : Pak mau beli kondom ukuran 40!
Penjual : (dengan nada tenang) Maaf pak.. Untuk Counter anak-anak ada di sebelah..!!!
Kalo komendan2...ukurannya berapa..???
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Buset! Anak² aja ukurannya udah segede itu :eeek:
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