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Seorang mantan polisi yg sdh cukup berumur namun masih nampak kekar hadir pada pesta disebuah hotel. Seorang wanita muda mendekatinya dan mengajak ngobrol. "Maaf, anda kelihatan serius sekali?", tanya wanita itu. "ya", jawab mantan polisi itu singkat. Si wanita memandang dekorasi pesta dan berkomentar, "dekorasinya bagus sekali", si laki-kaki hanya manjawab, "ya, bagus".
Siwanita agak kesal dengan sikap dingin mantan polisi itu. Kemudian berkata, "maaaf, nampaknya anda ada masalah, sehingga anda spt ini. Kalau boleh saya tahu kapan terakhir anda berhubungan seks?'.
"sejak 1955, bu", jawab laki-laki itu tenang.
"ternyata tebakan saya tepat, anda punya masalah serius, hingga membuat anda tdk bisa sdikit rileks dan menikmati pesta ini", kata siwanita.
Kemudian wanita itu menarik tangan laki-laki itu dan membawanya pd sebuah kamar kosong dihotel itu. Maka terjadilah "pertempuran" yg panas antara wanita itu dgn mantan polisi.
Setelah beberapa ronde, sambil terhengah-hengah sang laki-laki menyandarkan kepalanya pd dada telanjang wanita itu. Si wanita berkata, "luarbiasa....., meski sdh sejak 1955 tdk melakukan seks, anda nampaknya tdk lupa cara melakukan seks dengan baik". Sambil melihat jam pada pergelangan tangannya si mantan polisi menjawab dengan tenang, "bagaimana bisa lupa, inikan baru 21.30".
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hahahahaha,.... minum obat kuat dulu nih kyknya si pak polisiny hehe,..
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