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echizen 9th July 2010 10:27 AM

pengakuan sebelum MATI
 
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Ada sepasang suami istri, sang suami sudah hampir mati dan sang istri memegangi tangan suaminya. Lalu suaminya berkata...

Suami: "Istriku..."

Istri: "Stss... diamlah sayang... jangan terlalu banyak bicara... karena nanti akan memperparah kesehatanmu..."

Suami: "Tapi istriku... ada yang perlu aku akui..."

Istri: "Tak ada yang perlu diakui lagi..."

Suami: "TIDAK!! Kalo aku tidak mengakuinya, maka aku tidak akan meninggal dengan tenang... Taukah kamu, aku telah meniduri kakakmu, ibumu, dan teman baikmu.."

Istri: "Aku sudah tau sayang... maka dari itu aku meracuni kamu!!"

suami yg rakus gininih:gaktau:
ditunggu


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fullyflared 9th July 2010 10:32 AM

hahahhaha kasihan juga 1-1 sama dunk,,,,

saling berbagi melon ya ndan :melon:

Deadwar 9th July 2010 10:39 AM

udah ketahuan banget sama istrinya makanya di racunin:wahaha:

Ip03L 10th July 2010 06:50 PM

:nyahaha::nyahaha::nyahaha:


istri yang pengertian

satria125 28th July 2010 03:42 PM

hahahaha itu dua duanya masuk :neraka::neraka: ndan..

dejapyu 29th July 2010 10:43 AM

Bener2 keluarga yg harmonis... :cling:

Arya 9th August 2010 08:41 AM

wekekekekek..
ternyata diracun..
:nyahaha:

konde2 9th August 2010 05:04 PM

:nyahaha::nyahaha:
w prihatin dengan kelakuan suami ts....!!!

nologaten 9th August 2010 05:52 PM

:ohno:kasihan bgt..

NoCoPas 27th October 2010 05:24 AM

:eeek: pembunuhan

minoritas 7th August 2012 10:15 PM

Diracun ma istri wakakaka

FxCitizenIND 23rd August 2012 02:37 PM

impas kan.. wkwkwkkw

riezugly 30th August 2012 08:19 AM

:ngakak: :ngakak: :ngakak:
Silent kill bo'....ga nyadar kalo sang suami dah dibunuh tanpa dia ketahui....
wkwkwk wkwkwk wkwkwk

abigails1 30th August 2012 03:40 PM

Hahahha... suka banget sama jokes ini!

echizen 30th August 2012 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by fully_flared (Post 281210)
hahahhaha kasihan juga 1-1 sama dunk,,,,

saling berbagi melon ya ndan :melon:

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Originally Posted by Dead war (Post 281220)
udah ketahuan banget sama istrinya makanya di racunin:wahaha:

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Originally Posted by Ip03L (Post 284344)
:nyahaha::nyahaha::nyahaha:


istri yang pengertian

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Originally Posted by satria125 (Post 319481)
hahahaha itu dua duanya masuk :neraka::neraka: ndan..

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Originally Posted by dejapyu (Post 320742)
Bener2 keluarga yg harmonis... :cling:

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Originally Posted by Arya (Post 329225)
wekekekekek..
ternyata diracun..
:nyahaha:

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Originally Posted by konde2 (Post 329981)
:nyahaha::nyahaha:
w prihatin dengan kelakuan suami ts....!!!

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Originally Posted by nologaten (Post 330067)
:ohno:kasihan bgt..

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Originally Posted by NoCoPas (Post 463187)
:eeek: pembunuhan

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Originally Posted by minoritas (Post 2826300)

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Originally Posted by FxCitizenIND (Post 2836739)
impas kan.. wkwkwkkw

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Originally Posted by riezugly (Post 2884977)
:ngakak: :ngakak: :ngakak:
Silent kill bo'....ga nyadar kalo sang suami dah dibunuh tanpa dia ketahui....
wkwkwk wkwkwk wkwkwk

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Originally Posted by abigails1 (Post 2885278)
Hahahha... suka banget sama jokes ini!

MAKASIH MAKASIH :dance:

uangreceh 2nd September 2012 04:31 PM

:ngakak::ngakak::ngakak:
ente bikin ane:ngakak:
nice joke,,

echizen 8th October 2012 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uangreceh (Post 2903706)
:ngakak::ngakak::ngakak:
ente bikin ane:ngakak:
nice joke,,

makasih :D

marvin2 8th October 2012 11:45 PM

huahahaha... dua2 nya koplak

rajasinga 12th October 2012 03:52 AM

kelihatan tuh siapa yang lebih sadis, :ngakak:

metamorfosis 12th October 2012 09:38 PM

Ternyata istrinya yg bikin kek gt

FajarNurdian 27th July 2013 06:08 PM

Hahahaha :ngakak: ndan ... Bisa Bisa aja ane buat kayak ginia Hahahah Wkwkwk
Kasian banget tuh ...


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